The sun may have returned after the sort of prolonged winter you’d only expect to see in an episode of Game Of Thrones, but this morning OnlyForKoolKids couldn’t care less. For today we lost our kool, discovered our inner kids, and have started prowling round the office with fingers arranged in the shape of a gun, à la Alan Partridge, pretending to be the cinematic spy to top all cinematic spies.
What has inspired such silliness? Only the arrival of THE NEW SKYFALL TEASER TRAILER!!! (Wow, all caps and three exclamation marks. We must giddy).
Granted, it may need absolutely no help on the promotion front, but who cares. This looks special. After the disappointment of Quantum Of Solice, the promise of bringing on board director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road To Perdition) looks to have been fulfilled, with the trailer providing a perfect showcase of his visual flair. As well, of course, as Daniel Craig’s ice cool interpretation of MI5′s finest.
Add to that possibly the best cast a Bond film has ever seen, including Albert Finney, Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench and The Hour‘s Ben Wishaw as Q, and we have every excuse to revert to our 10-year-old Man With The Golden Gun and Moonraker-loving selves.
This will be our last fill of footage before Skyfall’s release date, however, whatever other trailers may follow. If the Bond producers learn any lesson from the splurge of Prometheus trailers and virals that have flooded the web, it’s that less is more.
In the meantime, OnlyForKoolKids is gathering up all our old Bond videotapes in preparation for a meticulously-planned all-day Bondathon, mindful that mixing VHS and Sunny Delight can have disastrous consequences…
Skyfall hits UK cinemas in November






