The sun may have returned after the sort of prolonged winter you’d only expect to see in an episode of Game Of Thrones, but this morning OnlyForKoolKids couldn’t care less. For today we lost our kool, discovered our inner kids, and have started prowling round the office with fingers arranged in the shape of a gun, à la Alan Partridge, pretending to be the cinematic spy to top all cinematic spies.

What has inspired such silliness? Only the arrival of THE NEW SKYFALL TEASER TRAILER!!! (Wow, all caps and three exclamation marks. We must giddy).

Granted, it may need absolutely no help on the promotion front, but who cares. This looks special. After the disappointment of Quantum Of Solice, the promise of bringing on board director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road To Perdition) looks to have been fulfilled, with the trailer providing a perfect showcase of his visual flair. As well, of course, as Daniel Craig’s ice cool interpretation of MI5′s finest.

Add to that possibly the best cast a Bond film has ever seen, including Albert Finney, Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench and The Hour‘s Ben Wishaw as Q, and we have every excuse to revert to our 10-year-old Man With The Golden Gun and Moonraker-loving selves.

This will be our last fill of footage before Skyfall’s release date, however, whatever other trailers may follow. If the Bond producers learn any lesson from the splurge of Prometheus trailers and virals that have flooded the web, it’s that less is more.

In the meantime, OnlyForKoolKids is gathering up all our old Bond videotapes  in preparation for a meticulously-planned all-day Bondathon, mindful that mixing VHS and Sunny Delight can have disastrous consequences… 

Skyfall hits UK cinemas in November

On April 19, 2010, OnlyForKoolKids paid tribute to one of our favourite MCs, from one of our favourite hip-hop groups of all time: Guru of Gang Starr.

It’s with an even heavier heart that today we say goodbye to another of our favourite MCs, from possibly our favourite group of any genre of all time: Adam Yauch/MCA of the Beastie Boys.

Since we first heard Ill Communication as greasy-skinned 15-year-olds in 1994, OnlyForKoolKids’ love for the Boys has been lifelong. So much so that a picture of all three Beasties, from the Licensed To Ill era, even adorns the top of this website.

Whether it be the greatness of Paul’s Boutique, the sheer cool of Check Your Head and Ill Communication, or the unabashed fun of Hello Nasty (click on the album title to listen to them), whenever a Beastie Boys track came on the stereo it never failed to put a smile on our faces and some groove in our soul.

And although Yauch – one third of the group, campaigner for a free Tibet, film-maker and all-round great human being - may no longer be with us, we will still salute him and celebrate his life. So without further ado, here are just a few of our favourite Beastie Boy moments:

Shake Your Rump (Paul’s Boutique, 1989):

Pass The Mic (Check Your Head, 1992):

Screaming At A Wall (Minor Threat cover, from Sabotage VHS, 1994):

Futterman’s Rule (Sabotage VHS outtakes, 1994):

Three MC’s And One DJ (Hello Nasty, 1998):

Adam Yauch as Nathaniel Hornblower (Interview, 1992):

Adam Yauch, August 5 1964 – May 4, 2012: Namaste!

With an output that lends new meaning to the word ‘prolific’, it’s been a surprisingly long time since avant-garde hip-hop producer extraordinaire Madlib last let his talents loose on the entirety of a fellow artiste’s album (Guilty Simpson’s OJ Simpson in May 2011, since you asked).

Almost a year later, ‘lib has teamed up with powerhouse nu-soulstress Georgia Anne Muldrow for the really rather special Seeds. Right from the eponymous opening track’s lament for future generations ensconced in ten tonnes of funk, the marriage between Madlib’s smooth yet bombastic beats and Muldrow’s conscious, semi-psychedelic lyrics is nigh on perfect.

There’s a good chance you’ve not heard of either of these two before, and if that’s the case Seeds is probably the best way to discover both of their considerable talents. So turn the lights down low, light up some incense, drop the needle on this record and, if you’re anything like OnlyForKoolKids, smile and groove like a loon to tracks like early 80′s-style slow jam “Best Love”.

Seeds is out in the UK on May 21st, but can be heard right now on Spotify

As any Armando Iannucci fans will tell you, the trailer for new comedy series Veep bore more than a passing resemblance to a stateside version of The Thick Of It.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that – Iannucci (and fellow Veep writers Jesse Armstrong and Simon Blackwell) have already successfully taken the The Thick Of It’s scabrous brand of politcal satire trans-atlantic with feature film In The Loop.

And if In The Loop passed the proverbial baton from London’s Whitehall to Washington D.C.’s Capitol Hill, then Veep has taken it on and set off at a pretty promising pace.

Which is not to say that it looks like a winner right from the start – there was a huge Malcolm Tucker-shaped hole throughout the entire episode, with the art of swearing that everybody’s favourite fictional spin-doctor took to Olympian levels being sorely missed.

In its place, the fuckity fucking fucks dropped by the cast sometimes came across as forced, as if they were trying to channel the spirit of Tucker without the aid of a professional séance.

But this is being particularly nit-picky – forced swearing aside, the show was almost pitch perfect at projecting the low-level political lunacy that underscored The Thick Of It.

As Vice-President Selina Mayer, Julia Louis Dreyfus (who we will no longer refer as Seinfeld‘s Elaine Benes) used the full range of deadpan ticks, stutters and pregnant pauses to express the frustrations of the office, turning up to a committee function to find just “three people and a fuck-load of quiche”, being ignored by people taking phone calls or typing at their computers and coming into conflict with big oil over a hapless initiative to introduce cornstarch cutlery to government canteens.

The tensions that are set to simmer throughout the show’s run – between Anna Clumsky’s embattled chief of staff and Dan Egan’s devious deputy assistant, and between Timothy C. Simons’  slimy White House liaison and pretty much everybody on the Vice-Presidential team – were set up nicely, and Veep looks like it will be worthy of our viewing time, especially with the knowledge that satirical god Chris Morris has directed some of the forthcoming episodes.

At the risk of sounding like a stuck record, all it needs now is a Malcolm Tucker-like figure to put the fear of god into everybody who comes within swearing distance.

Viewers in the US (and anyone in any country who downloads this VPN) can watch the first episode on YouTube here. Otherwise Veep is on HBO in the US at 10pm on Sundays, while the UK sits and waits for it to start on Sky Atlantic in June.

In the late nineties/early noughties, a tall, gangly and fearless Englishman set sail for the Americas, unearthed a previously untapped wealth of bizarre behaviour and made quite possibly the most entertaining series of documentaries television has ever seen.

That Englishman was of course Louis Theroux, and the series was the wonderfully wacky Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends.

Whether it was training ’til he barfed whilst investigating professional wrestling, rapping about his Fiat live on a New Orleans-based hip hop radio station or experiencing the living car crash that was the somewhat troubled (but fantastically named) Lake Palmer’s attempt to find a Thai wife while always having a lit cigarette between his fingers, there was no situation too weird for our man.

Amongst the many treats was Theroux’s journey into Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley to mingle with the producers and performers of pornographic films, so it is with great delight that we discovered he went back last December to find out how the industry is surviving in the face of free access to an infinite supply of smut available via the internet.

The show was due to air on the BBC in March; obviously for whatever reason the bigwigs at the Beeb decided that they couldn’t find room for it in the schedules, but Theroux recently took to Twitter to announce that his two-part documentary on the treatment of autism in the US is airing on BBC Two in mid-April, so hopefully the porn follow-up will, ahem, come shortly after.

In the meantime, here’s a reminder our man’s earlier encounter with porno producer Rob Black (he of such hits as Sodomania 7), whose approach to his craft is so extreme that even the intrepid Theroux is reduced to an apologetic wreck, especially in the face of some pretty cruel criticism of his manhood:

When dance legends Orbital brought the 40th Glastonbury Festival to a rousing close in 2010 with a raved-up rendition of the Dr. Who theme – aided by eleventh Doctor Matt Smith himself - they proved they were still as popular as ever, despite not having released any new material for six years.

Two years later and at last the latest album from the brothers Hartnoll, Wonky, has arrived. With nine fresh tracks to feast on, the deluxe version of Wonky includes five tracks recorded live in Australia last year, which is good news for anyone too young to be acquainted with classics like Belfast or Chime.

A single, New France, featuring the Florence Welch-esque Zola Jesus on vocals, was released as a digital download last week, and we are delighted to say that it’s an electro-driven stomper. Even better, though, is DJ/producer Tom Middleton’s barnstorming Cosmos house mix, which is why we’ve posted it up below.

Get ready: 2012 could well be Orbital’s year. They are headlining several festivals this summer, including Bestival and Secret Garden Party, while the Royal Albert Hall gig on their forthcoming April tour is already sold out.

If you can’t wait until then, check out the hour-long live DJ set Orbital recorded for Mixmag last month, featuring several tracks from the new album.

Wonky is released on April 1

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